SECTION A: General Information

Name: Devin Ringland
Age: 17

1. Are you an orphan?
Yes
_ No
_No, but my father is dead.
x No, but my mother is dead.
_No, but my family hates me.

2. Check one:
xMale
_ Female
_Hard to tell

(If you selected female, skip the following question.)

3. Do you have amazing latent ninja powers?
xYes
_No
_I’m not sure.

(If you are unsure, we will be willing to provide a free examination.)

4. Would you like to have a mentor/father figure?
x Yes
_No, I’m too aloof, cynical and/or untrusting.
_No thanks, I don’t really need one.
_I’ll take several, please!

5. Are you possessed?
Yes
_fox demon
_sand demon
_Orochimaru tattoo on shoulder
_temporarily possession by Ino
_unidentified
_No
_No, but my friends think I am.
_No, my eyes are like this naturally.
xI possess others!

6. Do you have spiky hair?
_Yes
X No
_I don’t have hair.

SECTION B: Specific Information
This section is designed to see if your personality is compatible with the Way of the Ninja. Your answers may also affect your village placement.

1. What is your reason for existence? (Select all that apply.)
_Revenge.
_Ramen.
_Killing everyone.
X Being creepy.
_Being a love interest.
_ I live for AKATSUKI(name)!
_HOKAGE!!! (Becoming one, that is…not the actual Hokage.)
_I live purely to annoy everyone.
_Taking over ______(place).
_I’m not telling.
_I have great hair.
_The team needed a third person.
_The team needed a token girl member.
_Training orphaned ninjas.
_Swathing myself in bandages.
_To defeat ______(name)!
_Angst.
X To become strong.
_For people to make fun of my eyebrows/lack of eyebrows.
_They needed a replacement referee.
_Attracting more female/male viewers.
_How should I know!?
_Someone needed a rival.
X Wielding large weaponry.
_Recreational puppetry.
_Wearing fishnet.
_Wait, I need a reason?
_Saying “chou” a lot.
_The main characters needed someone to defeat.
_SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!!
xFood.
_Porn.
_Sasuke porn.
_Reasons are too much trouble.
_Getting killed, apparently.
_Wearing ungodly amounts of mascara.
_To explain, during pauses in battle, what a more important character has just done.
_They needed a 20th person for the reaction shot.
Yelling others’ names.
xIf I were to die, who would take care of my pet(s)?
_ Cough syrup tastes good.
_I can’t die until I find my eyebrows!
X To have a manga named after me.
_There is no reason.

2. What are your hobbies? (Select all that apply.)
_ Training.
X Training others.
_Fighting.
_Killing.
xSpying.
_Eating.
_Eating ramen.
_Arranging flowers.
_Reading porn.
_Writing porn.
_Researching porn.
_Being perpetually ill.
xPlotting revenge.
X Frolicking with animals/bugs.
_Doing my hair.
_Stalking Sasuke.
xStrapping strange objects to my back.
_Recreational puppetry.
_Acupuncture.
_Frowning.
_Glaring.
_Playing board games.
_Collecting cow-themed ninja wear.
_Transforming into a naked chick.
_Invading other villages.
X Giant swords.
_Giant fans.
_Medicine.
_Having flashbacks.
X Crashing through windows.
_ Chewing on a stick.
_ Psychology.
_Makeup.
_nail polish
_face paint
_mascara
_lipstick
xPessimism.
_ Pissing others off.
_Swallowing inanimate objects that should not be swallowed.
xSleeping.
_Losing.

3. Which of the following weapons would you include in your ninja arsenal? (Select all that apply. Abilities with * are heavily restricted, and you may not qualify.)
X Kunai.
xSword, curved.
_Sword, giant.
_Scythe, small.
X Shuriken, small.
_Shuriken, frickin’ huge.
_Senbon (needles), plain.
_Senbon (needles), with bells.
_Sharingan.*
_Byakugan.*
X My teeth.
_A big stick.
_Leprosy.
_Animate sands of death!*
_Icy mirrors of death!*
_Giant fan of death!
_Bugs of death!*
_A life-size puppet. Of death!
xEntering the opponent’s brain.* Of…wait.
_My pet(s) ((((SAYNEO KITTEH!!!))))
xSound itself!! (Note: Those assigned to Sound only.)
_My shadow.*
xHand gestures, seals.
_Hand gestures, impolite. XXX
_Lots of copies of me.
xHallucinations.
_Infectious cough.
xStretchy appendages.
xMy crafty brain. (Note: Best effect when used by smart people.)
_ I don’t need weapons, I’ll just crush them with my body!*
_My fists are weapon enough!
_Arm implants.
_I’ll poke their eye out with my hair!
_Sheer sexiness.
_Cool scrolls.
_This rock I just found.
_Sheer effort.
_ Everything I can get my hands on.
_Running away.
_I am a pacifist, and don’t believe in weapons.
X Other people.
X Lots and lots of chakra.
X Glowy things.
X Other (be creative!): Mastery of water

4. Which of the following would be part of your ninja wardrobe? (Select all that apply. Note that a headband is mandatory, and will be provided upon qualification.)
xA casual jacket.
_A olive-green ninja vest with lots of pockets.
_Bandages.
_Mouth covering.
X Pants.
_Giant shorts.
_Anything bright orange.
X Fishnet.
_Cow-themed ninja wear.
xLeg kunai holster.
_An extra head.
_Geta.
_Flat wooden sandals.
X Modern blue sandals.
xEarrings.
_ Makeup.
_nail polish
_face paint
_mascara
_lipstick
_Clown pants.
_Big striped hat.
_Overalls.
_A sash.
_A scarf.
_Conical straw hat.
_Helmet.
x Glasses.(considering my contacts wouldn't be alive)
_Chinese shirt.
_ googles
_Hair bun(s).
_Giant cloak.
_Hokage-wear, complete with giant hat.
_Enormous purple bow.
_Anything with the Kanji for “death” on it.
_Mask, cool-looking.
_Mask, dumb-looking.XXX
_Mask, kitty.
_Pink kimono.
_A haystack.
X Other (Please draw): some gloves with retractable spikes on the to part of my hand in case i need to back hand some person lol

5. People describe me as:
_ Energetic.
_Annoying.
_Ambitious.
X Hard-working.
X A jerk. (((sometimes))))
xEvil.
X Nice.
_Shy.
X Weird.
xScary.
X Vaguely creepy.
xQuiet.
_ Loud.
xViolent.
X Funny-looking.
_A pervert.
X Short. ((((BUT I"M NOT THAT SHORT!!!)))
_Large.
_Cool.
xKnowledgable.
_Lazy.
_Stupid.
_Androgynous.
_Motivational.
xPessimistic.
xStrict.
_Sexy.
xIll.
_Dead.

6. Write an essay of exactly 500 words explaining your motivation for becoming a ninja. Include a paragraph about the person who most inspires you to be a ninja. The phrase “Sasuke-kun” may not be used.:

i-hate-sasuke. end.of.story.

7. Write an essay, of any length, describing every bad thing that has ever happened to you. Include flashbacks. Bonus points will be given for symbolism.:

that time i broke my arm, the time i flipped my bike, that terrible burn i have on my right arm, hobos in the dumpster, grade ten october-november, being sick, that time i broke my ankle, that time my kitty died.

Thank you for completing your application for ninjahood. Please drop it of with the nearest Chuunin, and we will get back to you in 2-3 weeks. If you are pursuing the Homeless Orphan option, drop your application on the cold, unforgiving ground and we will send your mentor out to meet you.